That One Redhead

Listen. I know I post some dirty stuff… but if we’ve never talked- or if we no longer talk, PLEASE don’t tell me anything regarding your penis. And for the love of god, don’t even *think* about showing me.

orevet:

markvomit:

Mark Vomit (2020)

you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as “You Are Not Immune To Propaganda” (featuring Garfield)

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highbidontcry:

me: *says or does something that makes me feel vulnerable*

you: *doesn’t react with the same, if not more, enthusiasm*

me:

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acemyg:

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

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beggars-opera:

Things I would like to have, immediately:

• Autumn temperatures
  
• Apple cider with cinnamon stick
• Pumpkin picking
• Weather under 70 degrees
  
• Halloween decorations
• Horror movies on tv
• Lack of heat
• Walks in the graveyard
• Ghost hunting expeditions
• Cool, breezy, chilly, brisk, refreshing, no-humidity air
  

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cipheramnesia:

nudityandnerdery:

nudityandnerdery:

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

It’s that time of year again.

Nice

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urbnite:

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sensualcuriosity:

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somethingusefulfromflorida:

crazycatsiren:

No no you don’t understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can’t!

I’m not ALLOWED to enjoy it yet, I’m not ALLOWED!!!

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monh-tha-meineis:

that ✨one✨ mutual

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enigmasandepiphanies:

vulnerability is like so hard, if I told you anything sappy please know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression

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pictures-of-dogs:

happy wet beast wednesday

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casualguylookingforcoochie:

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rhulk-kicked-me:

Oh no… I was masturbating and accidentally thought of you 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

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